10 Definitions of a Bad Day

It is one of THOSE days today and it's not even 10am. If you have ever had one these days that I speaking about, you would be groaning in agreement and nodding your head.  I know other people in the world have had days such as this.  And let me say this to you; I am sorry.  But let us consider, how does one define such a day?  How about this:

1. A day full of anxiety that a fat man is sitting on your chest.

2. A day that takes your breath away and it never returns.

3. A series of unfortunate events that seem to have been purposefully laid before you, all in the same day.

4. A day that jumping over hurdles isn't a fun day of "achieving your goals."

5. A day where your eyes are on the verge of tears, but it's just not quite enough to actually cry.

6. A day where you want to talk to someone, but there is a lump in your throat preventing you from speaking.

7. A day that you are afraid of looking anyone in the eye because they just may misinterpret your mood.

8. A day where your mind is fixated on the frustrations in life and you just can't laugh about it.

9. A day that you hope this isn't contagious, because you wouldn't want to wish this even on your worst enemies.

And finally, how could one define one of THOSE days?
10 It is one of THOSE days where even your cat (or your loving animal) follows you around knowing there is something wrong and they are doing their best to cheer you up.

Yeah, it's one if THOSE days today.